Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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