I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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