so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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