So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Buhtt sex?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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