Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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