no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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