So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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