Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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