Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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