OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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