when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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