I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I am naked and annoyed.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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