Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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