How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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