ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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