GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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