so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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