Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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