We're like a lot better than the average bears
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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