hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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