new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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