I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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