Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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