People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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