Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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