I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
did i just pee glitter
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My bed smells like the plague
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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