is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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