I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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