god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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