How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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