Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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