The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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