school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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