How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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