I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
dude. I can hear the air.
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