school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
