I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
