after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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