at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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