its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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