Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Randomize
