Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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