a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
