i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
