i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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