I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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