Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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