their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
honey bunches of taint.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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