i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I DEMAND FORESKIN
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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