Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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