Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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