Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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