Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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