I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm always down for nudity.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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